God, I love the intertubes.

1001 Ways To Open A Beer Bottle. Google, one click, and now I’m a happy man.

Thanks to these fine scientists, the chest of drawers in this hotel room just became a remarkably efficient bottle opener, and my Hairoun didn’t get have to get warm.

Two days ago I didn’t even know what a Hairoun was. Turns out it’s a pretty decent beer. Especially if you have a chest of drawers handy.

It’s the simple things in life.

I wish everyone reading this could be sitting here right now.

You’d have to get your own beer and furniture, though.