I highly recommend getting at least one of the three from Amazon.
• The Badonkadonk Land Cruiser, nicely packaged for just under $20,000, including 14 cup holders.
• A twist-off jar of pure uranium ore, for just $32.44 including shipping, great for getting extra jiggawatts out of your flux capacitor. (Although any gills, gigantism, or tentacles you may develop are your own problem.)
• Or Ken Jennings’s new Trivia Almanac, released today, just $13.60 and packed with over 8,000 questions.
Extra cup holders and jiggawatts sold separately.


