The Queens Zoo, actually.

What the article doesn’t mention is that this little guy actually is the reincarnation of the French emperor.  Only a little smaller.

Fortunately, New Jersey and Connecticut needn’t ready their own ungulates for battle.  Scaling down Napoleon’s ambitions to pudu size, his conquests probably won’t extent much further than, oh, Astoria.

Jackson Heights residents, however, should prepare for the Reign of Pudu.

That’s Scooter Libby’s situation.

Jane H., once again up and healthy and kicking ass full-tilt, discusses the closing statements.

Or something like that.

Fox News anchor / White House spokesman (as if there’s any real difference) Tony Snow said yesterday that the president was "certainly" aware of the deplorable conditions for returning vets at Walter Reed.

Today, Snow claimed that Bush had no idea what was going on.

Asked directly if Bush would personally discuss the issue of how returning veterans are treated, Snow’s reply was simple:

Via ThinkProgress.org.

Or something like that.

Fox News anchor / White House spokesman (as if there’s any real difference) Tony Snow said yesterday that the president was "certainly" aware of the deplorable conditions for returning vets at Walter Reed.

Today, Snow claimed that Bush had no idea what was going on.

Asked directly if Bush would personally discuss the issue of how returning veterans are treated, Snow’s reply was simple:

Via ThinkProgress.org.

This US Congressman from Georgia believes that evolution is the work of "the Pharisee Religion," "derived concept-for-concept from Rabbinic writings in the mystic ‘holy book’ Kabbala."

Oy.

And if that’s not enough, the head of the Texas state House Appropriations Committee still doesn’t believe that the Earth revolves around the sun.

Sadly, both are staunch Republicans.

Today’s GOP: boldly leading America into the 16th century.