Another odd global tidbit that I learned while working on my next book.

One of the major rebel groups in the Philippines is the Moro Islamic Liberation Front.

The MILF.

Not only will they invade your village, but afterwards, they’ll bake cookies in a too-short skirt, lick the spoon slooooowly, and smile that naughty, naughty smile.

This baby pudu struck me as almost horrifyingly cute…

… and then I realized how much it reminded me of Pinky & the Brain.

Then again, if pudus took over the world, they’d probably just make it fuzzy.

Polls before and after Bush’s big speech last night — you may have to squint a little, but the results tell you just how persuasive Bush’s ideas were:

Via C&L.

This is absolutely real.  

Caught with four pounds of methamphetamine in his body.

My favorite part is how his face actually has that "busted" look.

The film version will be called Elmo Full of Grace.

Via the directory of wonderful things.

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