Today’s World Cup results.

OK, I really only linked to this as an excuse to write that headline.

PS — tomorrow at noon, Trinidad and Tobago, the smallest country ever to make the World Cup, has its last game in pool play.  If they beat Paraguay and England beats the crud out of Sweden, the Soca Warriors actually have an outside shot at advancing.  There will be rejoicing from Guayaguayare to Tunapuna if that happens.

OK, I really only said that because it’s fun to write "Tunapuna."

Even so.  I will be thinking of absolutely nothing else between noon and 2 p.m. Pacific time.

Which Republican is least likely to get one of the new full-face transplants?
Karl Rove, because he’s already using several
75   36.1%
Ken Mehlman, because he’ll never look straight in the mirror anyway
73   35.1%
John Bolton, because no other human face turns that shade of red
39   18.8%
Mike Brown, because his current face is already doing a heckuva job
21   10.1%

But why is NASA rushing the shuttle Discovery to launch despite its own experts’ warnings about a "relatively high" risk of catastrophe?

Take the poll.

Bad news for Kirstie Alley.

Sitting here with a newspaper reporter, talking about blogging.  Strikes me as funny to covertly blog during the conversation.

Tee-hee.

1972 Clean Water act now up for grabs.

Enjoy the wetlands while they last. . .