What would you pay for this lovely home?

Asking price: $1.2 million.

They both claim they didn’t do it.

And Halliburton doesn’t even seem to be involved.

As Colin notes, our neighbors to the north aren’t exactly perfect, either.

My life will not be complete without seeing the Standing News, bringing me the latest updates on Tomato Flu.

This also just in: the majority of British teenagers are "now effectively feral" and "roam Britain’s urban landscapes in packs."

Every bit as accurate as Shepard Smith — and they know that they’re kidding.

Since I had to withhold the photographs of amorous pudus as a matter of executive privilege, here’s another spectacular ungulate to tide you over, courtesy my friend Chris who just got back from Kenya:

This is a Gerenuk, also known as a giraffe antelope, also known as a Dik-dik which not only cares about hair care and makeup but can also kick your freakin’ ass.

So when a gerenuk starts prattling on and on about how much nicer their butt looks since they’ve started going back to the gym, you pretty much wind up doing a lot of nodding and pretending you’re listening.

Do not mess with the Gerenuk.