And Halliburton doesn’t even seem to be involved.

As Colin notes, our neighbors to the north aren’t exactly perfect, either.

My life will not be complete without seeing the Standing News, bringing me the latest updates on Tomato Flu.

This also just in: the majority of British teenagers are "now effectively feral" and "roam Britain’s urban landscapes in packs."

Every bit as accurate as Shepard Smith — and they know that they’re kidding.

Since I had to withhold the photographs of amorous pudus as a matter of executive privilege, here’s another spectacular ungulate to tide you over, courtesy my friend Chris who just got back from Kenya:

This is a Gerenuk, also known as a giraffe antelope, also known as a Dik-dik which not only cares about hair care and makeup but can also kick your freakin’ ass.

So when a gerenuk starts prattling on and on about how much nicer their butt looks since they’ve started going back to the gym, you pretty much wind up doing a lot of nodding and pretending you’re listening.

Do not mess with the Gerenuk.

What do you say when your company has just lost $14.2 million in three months?

If only we had a single person in the White House or the Congressional leadership capable of uttering two similar words…

"Judge Samuel Alito" = JUST MALE DIALOGUE

Lot of fuss today.

Granted, his record certainly looks potentially worrisome to women, immigrants, minorities, people with disabilities, people with AIDS, plus other sick people and folks planning to have children.

This last — a hostility to the Family and Medical Leave Act — is
particularly excellent for pregnant women: with Alito as a justice, you
lose whether you have the child or not.

So whatever you do, remember: sex is very bad.

But that all said, admirers of strip-searches of 10-year-old girls, free trade in machine guns, suspiciously avoiding military service, and financial conflicts of interest should be plenty happy.