Walking the beach in Bocagrande a couple of weeks ago, I stumbled across some Colombian teenagers burying a male friend in the sand.

The Colombian kids, being exactly like kids everywhere, were giving the guy a large pair of sand breasts and giggling naughtily.  Like they were the first ones who ever thought of it.

Flashback: for longtime readers, this is exactly what a bunch of kids in Singapore were doing, too.  The only real difference was the weather.

All over the world, wars and languages and cultures may divide us, but humanity still seems united by one powerful force — teenagers get a big kick out of sand hooters.

It’s stuff like this that makes me think humanity almost has a shot.

Walking the beach in Bocagrande a couple of weeks ago, I stumbled across some Colombian teenagers burying a male friend in the sand.

The Colombian kids, being exactly like kids everywhere, were giving the guy a large pair of sand breasts and giggling naughtily.  Like they were the first ones who ever thought of it.

Flashback: for longtime readers, this is exactly what a bunch of kids in Singapore were doing, too.  The only real difference was the weather.

All over the world, wars and languages and cultures may divide us, but humanity still seems united by one powerful force — teenagers get a big kick out of sand hooters.

It’s stuff like this that makes me think humanity almost has a shot.

I highly recommend getting at least one of the three from Amazon.

• The Badonkadonk Land Cruiser, nicely packaged for just under $20,000, including 14 cup holders.

• A twist-off jar of pure uranium ore, for just $32.44 including shipping, great for getting extra jiggawatts out of your flux capacitor. (Although any gills, gigantism, or tentacles you may develop are your own problem.)

• Or Ken Jennings’s new Trivia Almanac, released today, just $13.60 and packed with over 8,000 questions.

Extra cup holders and jiggawatts sold separately.

I highly recommend getting at least one of the three from Amazon.

• The Badonkadonk Land Cruiser, nicely packaged for just under $20,000, including 14 cup holders.

• A twist-off jar of pure uranium ore, for just $32.44 including shipping, great for getting extra jiggawatts out of your flux capacitor. (Although any gills, gigantism, or tentacles you may develop are your own problem.)

• Or Ken Jennings’s new Trivia Almanac, released today, just $13.60 and packed with over 8,000 questions.

Extra cup holders and jiggawatts sold separately.

I highly recommend getting at least one of the three from Amazon.

• The Badonkadonk Land Cruiser, nicely packaged for just under $20,000, including 14 cup holders.

• A twist-off jar of pure uranium ore, for just $32.44 including shipping, great for getting extra jiggawatts out of your flux capacitor. (Although any gills, gigantism, or tentacles you may develop are your own problem.)

• Or Ken Jennings’s new Trivia Almanac, released today, just $13.60 and packed with over 8,000 questions.

Extra cup holders and jiggawatts sold separately.