Three thoughts on having one’s junk touched

Thought One: How long until we learn that sex addicts are signing up to work for the TSA, since frankly if you’re into latex and frequent junk-touching, it’s now the greatest job ever?

Thought Two: Since new research indicates the RapiScan see-you-naked porno scanners they’re now using are about as likely to kill you as being hijacked by a terrorist, does that not mean there is no conceivable public safety rationale for using them?  Other than fun for the new recruits, obviously.

Thought Three: It seems clear that this discussion is the moment when the word “junk” solidified its rightful place in the national dialogue. Historians take note.