Tom Delay, the House Majority Leader forced to resign his post in the wake of his indictment for campaign finance violations, has a new cause, apparently vital to the protection of America for real Americans — cheering for Jerry Springer’s opponent on the upcoming season of Dancing With The Stars:
One of [Republican singer Sara Evans’] opponents on the show is ultra liberal talk show host Jerry Springer. We need to send a message to Hollywood and the media that smut has no place on television…
Ballroom dancing: the first line of American defense.