If you haven’t seen it, a bird crapped directly on Dear Leader today:

The bird was immediately shot in the face by Dick Cheney and is now wearing an orange jumpsuit in Guantanamo.

Meanwhile, Jon alerts us to the single most bizarrely hateful version of "We Are The World" you will ever hear, courtesy Fred Phelps’s psychotic Westboro Baptist Church:

God also apparently hates people with the slightest musical skill. If you can carry a tune, you will burn in the fires of eternal hell.

And finally, this sneak preview of Sylvester Stallone’s next Rambo movie, which is waaaay gorier than you might expect. The message of the film seems to be that (a) genocide is bad, but (b) 60-year-old übermenschen can still slaughter lots of nameless dark-skinned people, if fighting (a). Good to know.

I’m particularly fond of the guy who gets hit by an arrow and suddenly explodes. (It’s at about 2:52.) He kinda falls over into some water and goes kaboom. Maybe the water is explosive. Cinema!