Reposted: what happens after you play your first nine games of Jeopardy!, shot in my tiny apartment shortly after the 1998 Tournament of Champions.

I was under the false impression that the lifetime supplies! had stopped.  This Google video actually
only covers a little more than half of the ultimate haul of lozenges, home games, emollients, and cleansers.For YouTube loyalists, here’s that version:

It took me a while to figure out something good to do with roughly a bathtubful of Mrs. Butterworths.

You’ll have to read chapter 16 of the new book to find out what it was.

Reposted: what happens after you play your first nine games of Jeopardy!, shot in my tiny apartment shortly after the 1998 Tournament of Champions.

I was under the false impression that the lifetime supplies! had stopped.  This Google video actually
only covers a little more than half of the ultimate haul of lozenges, home games, emollients, and cleansers.For YouTube loyalists, here’s that version:

It took me a while to figure out something good to do with roughly a bathtubful of Mrs. Butterworths.

You’ll have to read chapter 16 of the new book to find out what it was.

Here’s the actual Table of Contents for Prisoner of Trebekistan, sans page numbers, which I couldn’t figure out how to format neatly here.

Like the index, this may eventually get a musical treatment, maybe over some Al Jarreau-style scat singing or maybe a reggae thing.  Why?  I have no idea.  Just seems amusing.

Chapter One : Why Alex May Not Have A Physical Body

Chapter Two: A Complete Inability To Learn From Failure

Chapter Three: The Thing That Came From Merv’s Dining Room

Chapter Four:  Close Your Eyes, Breathe Deeply, And Scream

   
Chapter Five:  Halloween Comes Suddenly

Chapter Six: Thinking Ahead While Not Thinking At All

Chapter Seven: How Everything Is Connected

Chapter Eight: Evening Falls

Chapter Nine: Fun With Howards End

Chapter Ten: The Longest Day

Chapter Eleven: The War Comes Home

Chapter Twelve: Jeopardy Fever

Chapter Thirteen: Facing The Think Music

Chapter Fourteen: We’re Malaysia-Bound

Chapter Fifteen: A Hail Mary For Anthony Hopkins

Chapter Sixteen: Things To Do On Jeopardy When You’re Dead

Chapter Seventeen: A Pep Talk From President Garfield

Chapter Eighteen: Greed, A Quick Smush, And A Shameful Little Booby

Chapter Nineteen: Jane

Chapter Twenty: The Importance of Memory In Recovery

Chapter Twenty-One: My Life As A Rockette

Chapter Twenty-Two: Attack Of The Pudu

Chapter Twenty-Three: Love, Kindness, And An Old Chicken Sandwich

Chapter Twenty-Four: The Ultimate Tournament

Chapter Twenty-Five: Not Quite Letting Go Of Outcome

Chapter Twenty-Six: Where All Knowledge Is Kept

Tom Delay, the House Majority Leader forced to resign his post in the wake of his indictment for campaign finance violations, has a new cause, apparently vital to the protection of America for real Americans — cheering for Jerry Springer’s opponent on the upcoming season of Dancing With The Stars:

Ballroom dancing: the first line of American defense.

Tom Delay, the House Majority Leader forced to resign his post in the wake of his indictment for campaign finance violations, has a new cause, apparently vital to the protection of America for real Americans — cheering for Jerry Springer’s opponent on the upcoming season of Dancing With The Stars:

Ballroom dancing: the first line of American defense.