Is anyone capable of listening to their own experts anymore?
The entire future of the space program
Sorry the pudu is a little late this week.
Of course, time shifts happen around pudus a lot. Long-time readers are familiar with the strange phenomenon of the Nuzzling. Simply by touching you with its nose, a pudu can trigger a mild temporal shift, allowing you to glimpse exactly three seconds into the future.
Usually all you see is more nuzzling.
The effect lasts for four full seconds. So by the end of it, you’re usually pretty discombobulated.
Sometimes even pudus themselves can lose track and have to look over their shoulder to see if they’re still there.
Usually they find they’re just a little bit ahead of their own keisters.
As am I, most days.
As am I.
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| Chain-Smoking Harpies Incapable of Long-Term Relationships | ||||
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| Illegal Voters Who Even Lie About Their Age | ||||
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Now that doctors have figured out how to separate those conjoined twins, what impossibly-bound objects will scientists take on separating next? Take the new poll.
More fun as this finally all comes together
I’m reluctant to give this woman even an ounce of attention, but Ann
Coulter’s latest book title really does strike me as the completion of
a rather brilliant three-volume performance cycle exploring psychological projection, a deconstruction of poltical punditry brilliantly conceived to examine the limits of self-loathing.
The irony of Coulter authoring a volume called Slander was amazing enough as it was, although it seemed a bit obvious, the work of an artist still learning her craft. Then Treason, coming from a supporter of an administration which leaked Valerie Plame’s identity, doing grave damage to our intelligence on WMD proliferation in the Middle East, seemed like a promising step forward.
But now comes Godless, written by a woman who not only does not attend the church she claims to,
but whose entire income depends on publicly breaking at least three of
the Ten Commandments
