Kind words from a Stranger
Sep 28th
Among some of the smaller-paper reviews coming in, there’s this from The Stranger, Seattle’s alt-weekly:
Interesting. I’m not sure why people simply enjoying my book would be cause for invoking help from the infinite.
But hey, if that’s what it takes. Heaven knows, reading the newspapers lately, we could sure use it.
Newberry’s Five-&-Dime: a brief glimpse of where I came from
Sep 26th
Here’s a the first of several short clips from a reading of Trebekistan I did for the Mensa World Gathering in Orlando in the middle of August.
(I’m not in Mensa, btw. And why were we in central Florida in the hottest days of August? As I’ve noted before: because Mensa is full of geniuses.)
If you’re from the midwest, you’ve probably shopped at one of these stores in a neighborhood like the one I came from. I hope this brings back a few fun memories.
More on the way.
Newberry’s Five-&-Dime: a brief glimpse of where I came from
Sep 26th
Here’s a the first of several short clips from a reading of Trebekistan I did for the Mensa World Gathering in Orlando in the middle of August.
(I’m not in Mensa, btw. And why were we in central Florida in the hottest days of August? As I’ve noted before: because Mensa is full of geniuses.)
If you’re from the midwest, you’ve probably shopped at one of these stores in a neighborhood like the one I came from. I hope this brings back a few fun memories.
More on the way.
Genuine fun
Sep 25th
Mental Floss magazine, which I have read since the first issue, just posted this interview from last week about Prisoner of Trebekistan. This is a real kick as far as I’m concerned.
(I should clarify that when I went all Mr. Miyagi in the interview — that stuff about the glass of water in the ocean — I meant fresh water, as when you’re dying of thirst and surrounded by salt water. This may have been unclear. As the gospel of Spinal Tap teaches, there is a fine line between stupid and clever.)
Also, the Entertainment Weekly review of Trebekistan
went online a while back, and there’s good news: next week they’re
issuing a correction about that accidental implication that I make serious
income from underground back-alley trivia competitions. (How I wish this were true!) And they’ve been super-nice about it. So good for them.
Tuesday: The Bob & Tom
show. Neat! I’m doing scads of radio, but I haven’t said much here
because (a) lots of appearances are local only, (b) many shows are
unreliable about schedules, and (c) I’ve done enough radio that frankly
there aren’t many people I’m excited to talk with. But these guys do a
great job, and I actively tune in when I’m in Ohio. So this should be
big fun.
More as things start lining up in the coming weeks.
How much would you pay for a round-the-world air ticket?
Sep 23rd
How about less than $1900, including taxes?
Just want to point out the travel links at Trebekistan.com. When I tell people you can travel a lot more cheaply than people realize, they often don’t quite believe me. But believe me. The time is usually a lot harder to find than the money.
If there’s one thing I want people to take from Prisoner of Trebekistan, it’s to start getting excited about how small and interconnected and accessible much of the world really is.
It’s the weekend. You have the time. Go. Click. Play. Daydream.
Then do.
More book reviews by Hugo Chavez
Sep 23rd

Now that Venezuelan president Hugo Chavez has made Noam Chomsky’s Hegemony and Survival a surprise best-seller, here’s a sampling of what Chavez had to say about other recent books in various speeches before the United Nations.
On Nora Ephron’s I Feel Bad About My Neck:
On James Ellroy’s The Black Dahlia:
On John Grogan’s Marley & Me: Life and Love with the World’s Worst Dog:
Next week: speaking at the Organization of American States, Hugo Chavez reviews the season premieres of Grey’s Anatomy and The Office.
Anybody who carries a gun has a god who carries a gun
Sep 22nd
Desi points out — as if this should ever need to be pointed out, but apparently so — that no religion has a monopoly on violence.
(And apparently she posted this at 4:32 am. Desi probably needs sleep. Although for the CuteOverload crowd, while you’re there, you might also check out the scenes of cutting-edge dog fashion. Gotta get me one of them spider dogs.)
Friday pudublogging: back to Africa edition
Sep 21st
We’re getting a bunch of new visitors of late, so if you’re unfamiliar with Friday pudublogging, you might want to click on "Pudu" in the main menu (or just click here) and scroll around, enjoying the numerous cool species we’re fond of here.
I’ve been busy, so this week, let’s look back at the South African rock hyraxes I photographed on Table Mountain a while back:

These are not to be confused with their distant relative, the jazz hyrax:

Extras updated through Chapter Three
Sep 21st
I’ve updated the Extras page to include stuff left out of the book as far as Chapter Three, including, among other tidbits:
Page 12: "Merv" is also a city along the Silk Road in Turkmenistan. Nobody told me this in school, but in the 12th century, Merv was the biggest city on earth.
More to come. Of course, some tidbits will only make sense if you buy the book, but most should be fun by themselves. Enjoy!
Law enforcement says O’Reilly is falsely claiming himself as an Al-Qaeda target
Sep 21st
Here’s a big shock: O’Reilly again.
A skeptical federal law enforcement official contacted Radar this morning: "I’m not aware of any FBI agents warning anyone
at Fox News of their presence on any list…"
Via Raw Story.
How we got here, and where we are
Sep 21st
Consider the following in tandem:
Lie by Lie, Mother Jones’s flash-interactive chronicle of deception in the run-up to the Iraq invasion, and
No One Dares to Help, a harrowing first-person account published by the L.A. Times of what life has become in Baghdad, where merely helping a dying stranger can now mean your own death sentence.
Stumbling into Trebekistan
Sep 19th
Hello, sudden flood of StumbleUpon visitors! Wow. Lots of you.
Where you are: Prisoner of Trebekistan is my new humor book about not winning on Jeopardy! a total of five times. (Yes, you read that right. So far, in fact, I have played for and not won a total of over $3.1 million. Which is something not many people can say. Or probably would.) This page is a blog about Trebekistan and related events, with a lot of free stuff to enjoy.
If you’re smiling at the idea of somebody losing on Jeopardy!
not just once, but over and over, or you’d like to learn how people actually study the vast range of
material, or you’ve always been curious about what Alex and the game and its best
players are really like to be around — all while laughing at my
expense — you might enjoy clicking around here, and you’ll probably love the book. At left are early blurbs from the Wall Street Journal, Ira Glass, Entertainment Weekly, and even Joss Whedon, the guy who created Buffy. (Neat!)
Whether you want to pick up your own copy of Trebekistan right now, fans of Jeopardy! will find a lot to play with here on this site anyway. For starters, this video
explains how a guy with little real knowledge of classic books
(me) can pull British Literature out of the
netherest of regions:
And this video reveals an unexpected result after your first nine games — more Some Contestants Also Receive! crap than I’d have ever believed:
If you’re smiling, you’ll probably have fun with the book and this site.
Poke around the Trebekistan Menu to the upper right, and you’ll find chats with many of Jeopardy!’s
greats, a bunch of travel stuff (the show led me to get more
excited about seeing a lot of the world, a feeling I hope
you’ll ultimately share) including some cool pics further down this
page, and a trove of extra material I’ll be adding to
regularly, all designed to be
fun for fans of both Jeopardy! and Prisoner of Trebekistan.
Thanks for stopping by! Amazon is always open if you decide you want to get a copy for yourself or as a gift. Either way, come back soon for new videos and more.
The Wall Street Journal visits Trebekistan
Sep 18th
The first major newspaper review of the book came out this weekend (actually a joint review with Ken Jennings’s Brainiac). It’s behind a subscription wall, but here’s the punchline:
Much more than a handbook for "Jeopardy!" wannabes or an exciting play-by-play, the book is a prose poem to the late-blooming joy Mr. Harris finds in exploring "a location unfixed in physical space and time" that he calls Trebekistan and in meeting many fellow travelers along the way…
It’s a pleasure to tag along on his journey.
Yippee!
Onward!
PS — the Entertainment Weekly review mentioned earlier is now online, if you’re curious.
I hate to be the one to point this out
Sep 15th
But, um, when the actual name of your company is "Natural Selection Foods"…
More videos coming
Sep 15th
Book stuff all day today. But more videos coming next week. So there’s that.
I still think he was correct
Sep 14th
Wanted to post a YouTube or Google video of Ken’s appearance on Colbert last night, but it doesn’t seem to be online yet. So instead, here’s a classic Ken moment, in case you haven’t seen it:
I’m getting asked in interviews every day if Ken and I are rivals, since Brainiac and Trebekistan came out at almost exactly the same time. Nah.
Truth is, I saw this particular game when it happened, and the same exact thought came to my head, too.
So you can figure we get along just fine.
World’s coolest graffiti
Sep 14th
Is it really graffiti, if you’re just selectively washing the wall?

Via the directory of wonderful things.
Princeton study and video: how to hack a Diebold machine
Sep 14th
Video here. Executive summary here. Full research paper here.
- Malicious software running on a single voting machine can steal votes with little if any risk of detection. The malicious software can modify all of the records, audit logs, and counters kept by the voting machine, so that even careful forensic examination of these records will find nothing amiss. We have constructed demonstration software that carries out this vote-stealing attack.
- Anyone who has physical access to a voting machine, or to a memory card that will later be inserted into a machine, can install said malicious software using a simple method that takes as little as one minute. In practice, poll workers and others often have unsupervised access to the machines.
- AccuVote-TS machines are susceptible to voting-machine viruses


